“Gee willikers, Mister Wizard! What’s going on here!??”

“Well Timmy, those two nice looking young men in the blindfolds are in love with each other.”

“Oh really?”

“Yes, and those other two men in full face masks are going to kill them for it.”

“Why whatever for, Mister Wizard?”

“Well Timmy, because their One True God commands they murder homosexuals. It’s really very simple. Here hold this noose Timmy.”

“Okay Mister Wizard.”

“Now slip it around your head.”

“Like this?”

“That’s very good, Timmy. Now hold still, and I’ll show you what happens to homosexuals and atheists and anyone who disagrees with Allah!”

“No Mister Wizard, Nooooo!”


“Always hated that kid.”